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Éric Woerth froidement douché

sailor — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 18:06:41 +0000

Cher Eric,

quand fin 2009 tu attaquais la Suisse en utilisant les données confidentielles volées à une de nos banques, je me disais que tu en avais une grosse paire dans le pantalon. S’attaquer à ce genre d’établissement peut coûter cher, et je supposais que tu avais été assez malin pour assurer tes arrières.

Six mois plus tard, je dois constater que non seulement tu as été malhonnête avec les gens qui ont voté pour la Sarkozie, mais en plus tu as été assez con pour laisser perdurer moults conflits d’intérêts tout en t’attaquant à plus gros que toi. En plus, avec tes maladresses, tu va mettre en difficulté ton propre chef.

Là, mon pauvre, après ta démission, il ne te restera qu’à acheter une villa aux îles Caïman : tu ne pourras pas planquer tes pots de vins et ceux de ta douce en Suisse, nos banques ne voudront pas de vous.

Capitan Kusi, Part 2

sailor — Wed, 12 May 2010 20:35:48 +0000

A few people describe their own experience online. Might help Kusi in his latest goal. This one has got a rich father who needed a captain.

Capitan Kusi, part 1

sailor — Tue, 11 May 2010 19:04:11 +0000

Kusi asked me how to become a captain. The main goal is to get a life-lasting, sexy nickname : “capitan kusi”. On this new serie, I will focus on a few methods to achieve this goal.

Not only boats have their captain, spaceships do as well. So we begin with the most famous one : James Tiberius Kirk, captain of the USS Enterprise (NCC-1701). To get there, you need to be clean of vertigo, be a womanizer and learn to fly spaceships.

expensive thermometer

sailor — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 10:44:30 +0000

I had to certify a new device category on a customer NMS, naming a Cisco 2911. To check whether Cisco did a good job with their MIB, I had to cool it down, which was easy, as we have winter right now.

Success, zone-IntakeLeft went down to 10°. I had to close the windows to avoid getting sick, but it would be interesting to try -5° to check the MIB behaviour.

Bonnes résolutions pour 2010

sailor — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 19:42:56 +0000

Moins travailler
Plus naviguer
Réussir mon permis de navigation en mer

Another normal day at work

sailor — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 14:54:40 +0000

Two CCIE’s trying to solve a multicast issue, half an hour before getting drunk during the X-mas party.

l’orthographe en déclin

sailor — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 15:42:24 +0000

Vu sur www.poste.ch. Nom d’une pipe, ces traducteurs automatiques ont encore des progrès à faire. Ou alors aurions-nous affaire à un traducteur Zurichois ?

Another normal day at the office

sailor — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 08:05:24 +0000

Preparing for the winter

sailor — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 08:32:07 +0000

Yeah, this is my office colleague trying his winter jacket, even if it’s still summer here.

No wonder why almost everyone think IT guys are nuts.

UPS Package Exception

sailor — Tue, 05 May 2009 18:06:54 +0000

I have seen a lot of softwares producing exceptions. Ranging from Java, to Perl, C, etc. Apparently, UPS managed to produce an exception from a software product (Adobe Lightroom) still packed in a box. They must have found a new way to crash Windows.